Disclaimer with a Twist of Lemon
Welcome to Our Little Wonderland:
Hey there, intrepid explorer of our book and movie blog! This is our realm of words and celluloid dreams, served with a side of opinion and a sprinkling of humor. Remember, what you read here is cooked up in the kitchen of our minds. It’s like a recipe – some will find it delicious, others might need more salt…or sugar. It’s all about taste!
Our Review Recipe:
- For Book Buffet: These book reviews are our own. We don’t get bribed with gold or treasure chests by authors or publishers. If we do get a free book (hey, it happens…well, not really, but we do still hope for a free book), we’ll shout it from the rooftops in that review. But mostly, it’s just us and our poor budget for shopping book and our questionable reviews.
- For Movie Munchies: Our movie opinions are homemade, too. We’re not secret agents for any movie moguls. If we ever join forces for a blockbuster deal (we wish!), you’ll be the first to know. Trust, we will again shout it from the rooftops.
Photos in book reviews are usually snapped by us (say cheese!), but for movies, we borrow stills under the ‘fair use’ umbrella. If we’ve accidentally used your movie pic and you want us to scribble your name on it or take it down, just holler. We’re friendly and responsive, like a good neighbor!
Sometimes, we’ll include magical links where if you buy something, we get a bit of pocket change (no extra cost to you – pinky promise!). It’s like finding coins in the couch, but it will keep our blog lights on…hopefully…
Accuracy? Absolutely (Mostly):
We try our best to be on point, but sometimes we might miss a beat. If we say a book has 500 pages and it only has 499, don’t send the book police after us. We’re only human (and occasionally, sleepy or horny).
Got thoughts? Drop a comment! But let’s keep it classy – no cursing like a pirate or trolling like a… well, troll. We keep the right to zap comments that are naughtier than a villain in a plot twist.
By reading this blog, you’re basically saying, “Yep, I get it and I’m cool with it.” If not, then maybe our blog isn’t the right flavor of tea for you. We can change this disclaimer whenever we want – sort of like how movie sequels suddenly get a new director.
Thanks for dropping by – don’t be a stranger! Let’s turn the page on this adventure together (with snacks, of course)!